If you think instrumental music is stupid you can decrescendo out of my life
Bukowski // Modest Mouse
"And yeah, I know he’s a pretty good read but God who’d wanna be, God who’d wanna be such an asshole?"
written by Eliezer Yudkowsky (via auberginesheets)
i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun
I hope that when Rush Limbaugh dies he is reincarnated as a maxi pad.
A gardener told me some plants move
But I could not believe it
Till me and Hannah Hunt
Saw crawling vines and weeping willows
As we made our way from Providence to Phoenix